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What can you say about a group of conservative Christians who name their political movement after a gay sex act? Yeah…a lot. And in case you were going to say…hey, straight people can tea bag too…no…straight people don’t do that…and you’re probably on the wrong web site. So why on earth would they refer to …

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Hey fellas, got a small cock? Then I would like to interest you in a sports car. Not your thing? Then I would plead with you to do our society a favor and find some other way to compensate for your under sized genitals than purchasing a firearm. Piss on your inadequacies, piss on your …

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What the hell is an Ayatollah and where can I get one? I can’t seem to find it in the app store so what the F is it? It sounds like a Caribbean cruise ship. Well I googled it…not as fun as a cruise ship. In fact, it’s a dude. The Ayatollah is the leader…or …

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Riddle me this. When is a lie not a lie? No, this isn’t the sort of thing that has to do with a nun a rabbi and Tom Cruise and no, this isn’t something you can just google and find the answer to. So what’s the answer? Well, I’ll actually let someone else answer this …

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So the Presidential election is just around the corner …and no one seems to care that much anymore. Why? Probably because that Tijuana Donkey show known as the Republican Primary is over. The Republicans have compromised and selected a candidate that no one likes. On the surface, this candidate seems to be the most boring, …

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Uhhh huh, you see what I did there? Did you see it? Ok, stop…read the title again. See it now? Yeah, not particularly one of my more clever moments but it certainly catches the eye doesn’t it? But while it is a slightly unimaginative play on words, it actually is the topic of this entry…at …

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Are you ready boots? Scott Walker’s boots are ready. Who is Scott Walker? Well he’s not just another ugly face and one of these days he’s gonna walk all over you. There is a huge debate that has been going on in Wisconsin for the last year and it has divided the state’s population like …

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Ahhh Chicago. The Windy City. Great place to live, horrible place to drive. The traffic here is the worst. Be it down town or the freeway, if you’re driving somewhere, bring a book. The frustration of driving in Chicago is only matched by the frustration of trying to park your car in Chicago. You want …

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Double You Tee Eff America! What is going on and how did it get this bad? Not since Rodney King met the business end of a billy club have we seen the police this out of control. Not since the Vancouver Canucks lost the championship have we seen this much chaos in the streets, the …

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Quick! Find one of your Republican friends! Do it quick! Ask them what issues are important to them. Did you ask them? Yes? Then let me tell you what your card is. They support lower taxes and a smaller government. They are against immigration and are pro-life. They want a strong military, to decrease the …

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The World Series is now upon us. Baseball at its finest. Both the National league and the American league send their best teams to face off to determine who the best baseball team of the season is. This has arguably been one of the most exciting years for baseball as well as post-season baseball. This …

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Mmmmm, oil. Black gold, Texas Tea. Nectar of the Gods and deliciously useful. It’s probably the most useful substance ever discovered by man. The average person probably doesn’t know how integral petroleum is in their everyday life. Most people know that the oil companies suck petroleum up out of the ground…or sometimes skim it off …

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Well it’s election time again.  You know what that means, here comes the clown car.  Seriously, didn’t we just go through this shit?  The President will obviously take the Democratic nomination…unless he fucks it up between now and then.  Completely possible.  The Republican nomination is wide open though.  So let’s take a look at some …

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Holy shit, what am I doing?  Well, I’ve been away for a while, wrote some other blog entries which will be coming shortly, but decided I would postpone those in favor of something a little more polarizing.  So yes, I’m about to talk about the right of women to choose when to reproduce, or depending …

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Ahhh, the American Dream.  It has meant different things to different people over the course of the American experiment.  Originally it described the ability for any man to own land if he so desired.  Something that was typically reserved for nobility or the aristocracy class in England.  The founders said, “How fuckin un-American”.  The American …

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Today I read that in 2013, the Food and Drug Administration will mandate new warning labels for cigarettes.  These labels will show graphic depictions of what will happen to you if you smoke and will be required to cover at least 50% of the cigarette pack. Huffington Post – Cigarette Warning Labels I have been …

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Remember that Kevin Costner movie from the 90′s where he plays a character that goes to war in the middle east.  Then he comes home from overseas to find his house foreclosed on and that a faction of the government, led by a man named John, has turned against its own people.  In his absence, …

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Recently, Anheuser Busch purchased Goose Island brewery, the popular Chicago microbrew.  Goose Island is responsible for such beers as Matilda, Sofie and 312.  In case you’re wondering, 573 is one of the area codes for the greater St. Louis metropolitan area(yeah, bad joke).  I know that there are people that won’t give two shits, but …

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I decided to write my inaugural blog entry about a topic that I think would come up eventually anyway.  Bias.  Today it seems that everyone is accusing everyone else of being biased.  It seems to me that such a tactic is an attempt to render someone’s point of view invalid before it is even made.  …

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